Joke of The Day: Unilag's First Year Medical Students

1st year UNILAG medical students were attending their very first anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.

The Professor, Mr. Etim started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR.

The first is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body for example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.

Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS & tasted it.

When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…Then the professor looked at them & said:-The most important Second quality is Observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted my other finger….Now learn to pay attention!

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